A few weeks ago, my English teacher had us do a very revealing exercise called free-writing. You just write whatever pops into your mind, after you’re given a certain topic. It’s meant to get your creative juices flowing, but I think it’s also used to get into someone’s head. So I decided it’d be fun to see what happens if I do some free-writing, then pick a word or phrase at random and write about it here. A’ight, here goes!

trees moving through fast wind blowing or trees moving children in forest looking down typing white Apple Mac looks like dude on Herbie or Spencer on iCarly Blades of Glory So gross sex addict’s prayer i was having lots and lots of sex a creepy boob shake crying she is not a whore i should change topics daniel daniel daniel Lg15 motel dining down to a science webcam teen suicide online live why did he do it ?  okay time’s up I think.

Okay, that’s my batch of random thoughts. Now I’ll move the cursor around with my eyes closed for a bit, then write about whatever I end up on. Huh! I ended up right where finished just now. Lemme try again… Oh boy. I landed on ‘creepy boob shake’. Sigh. Okay, well on the movie ‘Blades of Glory’, this girl, an ice skater, is forced by her brother and sister (also skaters) to have sex with her ice skater boyfriend’s skating partner, probably to make them mad at each other so they do bad in the competition. Whoa, wait a sec… (barf, retch, barf, go get some Listerine…) Okay I’m good now. So anyway, she ends up not doing it, and both she and the dude she was gonna cheat with are real happy and all. However, he keeps his hand on her chests the whole time they’re expressing their relief and everything so when her boyfriend comes in, well… Yeah, it looks pretty bad. His friend explains it to him as a sort of ‘boob handshake’. I don’t even have to say how freaky that sounds. So that’s your random topic for today! (P.S. Sorry for the rushed talking… free writing tends to make your mind race.)